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Goodbye Alexander McQueen

McQueen German Vogue, model Tanya Dziahileva, photographer Paola Kudacki

McQueen in German Vogue, model Tanya Dziahileva, photographer Paola Kudacki

I’m no fashionista. I don’t have the body or the patience for it. But that doesn’t mean I don’t know genius when I see it.

Alexander McQueen was one of my kind, and by kind I don’t mean to elevate myself to him, God no, but I do mean one of my weird breed, someone who displayed his imagination in public. Displayed it, splayed it, sprayed it. A fabulist who told his tales by transforming cloth into transformation itself.

Like the shoes. From the Origin of the Species show?

McQueen Spring 2010

McQueen Spring 2010

Yes those shoes. The Armadillo shoes.

alexander-mcqueen-spring-summer-2010-12-inch-heels

When I first saw them, part of me was appalled at the thought of a woman trying to walk in them, even a little repulsed. That is supposed to be a woman’s foot, I thought. But then I became enchanted by the strangeness. Because those are not feet, those are not shoes. They are a new line. A new way of thinking. And I fell in love with them for themselves.

A few more things I love for themselves:

Vogue Dec 08

Vogue Dec 08

September 06 Vogue Nippon

September 06 Vogue Nippon

McQueen 08 ad campaign

McQueen Fall 09

mcqueen fall 2006

And so with a heavy heart I say, another great slips into the night.

Vogue UK (Feb 2007)

A more comprehensive examination on McQueen’s work can be found here, a lovely photohistory of his catwalk collections is here, and here are videos of many of them. A rare video interview with the designer himself is here.

The Alchemy

What does it mean when you find yourself conjugating the grammar of shapes? It seems that the formally inscrutable scrawls of physical reality have made themselves legible to me.

I come to realize that writing is like physical exercise. What counts is how much you can do after you think you are done.

-Kabuki

The last 3 weeks in brief: visited family, wee one got head cold, got head cold from wee one, unexpected house guest. But among all the turmoil I managed to buy myself a pretty pretty. It was one of those things where really, price is irrelevant. I didn’t look. Didn’t care. Too breathtaking not to own.

Kabuki, The Alchemy Hardcover

How to explain Kabuki? On the surface, a comic about a former secret operative in a future Japan who seeks vengeance for her murdered mother, the reclamation of her past, and the freedom to forge her own identity. The story, now spanning seven volumes, is told cyclically through groundbreaking art techniques, in particular the masterful use of collage. This most current collected volume, The Alchemy, is about the power of narrative. In my mind the heart of The Alchemy is a conversation between David Mack, who uses the mask of Kabuki as the writer, and you, the Dear Reader. You, the Fellow Artist. Masks are a running theme in Kabuki. But maybe I’m making it too complex. Perhaps I should let a few of the images speak for themselves.

As Kabuki says on the fourth page,

All you need to know is that there is a scar on my face, I’m starting a new life, and I have a friend who is helping me.

David Mack’s official site

Attack of the (Mostly) B Movies!

Legion (red band trailer) From Youtube via io9.com

It’s horror-fantasy Armageddon time, bishes! Special effects are a little low budget, but this trailer reminds me of the sort of things S.C. Green and Chad Fopma write, in a good way. There’s also a diner scene that harkens my mind to The Sandman, 24 Hours in Preludes and Nocturnes to be specific.

Anticipation rating- 3 1/2 demon ice cream men

The Wolfman From yahoo! (yes I know, yahoo! sucks. It’s exclusive.)

Benicio del Toro! Is! A! Werewolf! Why are you still reading this when you could be watching the trailer? Did I mention Hugo Weaving? Did I mention Anthony Hopkins?

Anticipation rating: 5 swarthy del Toros loping through my troubled dreams

Youth in Revolt via Movieline

Is it finally time to forgive Michael Cera for holding up the Arrested Development movie? I mean, I understand the kid’s young, he claimed he didn’t want to get pigeon-holed, but then to go on to play a series of indie George Michaels? In the words of Gob Bluth, “COME ON!”

But regarding Youth in Revolt, I think Kyle Buchanan at Movieline says it best: At first, the trailer for Youth in Revolt promises not much more than a hyper-literary take on the usual Cera sadsack tropes, but when his character Nick Twisp breaks out a mustachioed alter ego named “Francois,” Cera finally gets to show off his mischievous Bill Murray side.

Anticipation rating: 3 torched banana stands and a contemptuously overturned cereal bowl

time to make the doughnuts


I guess I wouldn’t call it a resuscitation. Not at this point. At this point it’s more a touch of chicken bones and circles scrawled in chalk, smoke biting the tender pink insides of the nose as I dance.  Awake. Awake. Arise.

Arise, blog and LIIIIIIIIVEEEEE AGAAAAAAAIIIIIN.

So I changed jobs, got married, had a baby, and changed jobs again. I lost my 40 min-each-way commute that forced me to read books and write blog entries and stare out the window at the hot-sun-glistening 202 and think. And the married thing, and the baby thing. Time consuming at best. Brain consuming at worst. But life seems to be falling into a rhythm again, and perhaps the time is right to blow the dust off this thing. Look at all those wishy washy words. Seems. Perhaps. Can’t you smell my fear of commitment? See my anxious sideways crab scuttle? But I never meant to leave you. Forgive me. Book reviews, general flashes of insight, delvings into pop geekery, and the occasional burst of linkage to darker depths of the internet lie ahead.

Inspiration Monday: Elephants who paint

So there’s a video on YouTube* making the rounds of an elephant painting a “self portrait.” The idea that an elephant could have enough self awareness to be able to render it’s own image absolutely blew my mind until I learned that elephants who paint non-abstract pictures have been trained to do so by ear touch. While it’s still pretty fantastic to think that an elephant can somehow be trained to paint an image simply by handling it’s ear, it’s not quite as humbling as thinking it can render it’s own image unaided. Although, there’s still a good short story in there somewhere.

* I actually saw the video on Cute Overload, which I would rather link to than YouTube anyway. Here it is.

Anyway, after I saw the video I started thinking about how cool it would be to buy something an elephant painted. Turns out you can at The Asian Elephant Art & Conservation Project. Personally, I fancy this yellow piece by Sela… Sela’s art…although I’m sure someone will snap it up before I can save up 500 beans for it.

And here’s the artist at work.

Sela

Check out the site, it’s pretty cool.

Inspiration Monday: making languages

The folks over at io9 posted this beautiful chart of Indo-European languages, which you can click on to see in another window.

language chart

Links in the comments led me to The Language Construction kit, which seems to have a very useful, nuts and bolts approach to the business of conlanging. Very interesting, whether you’ve ever toyed with constructing a world from the glottal stop on up, or just really love words.

Wednesday’s Review: The Left Hand of Darkness

Let the record show that Ursula K. LeGuin is possibly my favorite science fiction author, certainly the one I most admire. I spazzed out on one of my writer friends the other day and insisted she read The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas before I died of a heart attack.

So it is difficult to write about The Left Hand of Darkness. It is a masterpiece, just like the blurb says. And you know if some fancypants magazine like Newsweek is bothering to pay attention to a little old genre novel, it’s really something special.

LHoD

The novel takes place on a world called Gethan, or Winter, where all people bisex- not that they are both sexes at the same time, but rather that most of the time their sex organs are retracted, and they are sterile and uninterested in procreation, but after nearly 26 days they reach the fertile part of their cycle, and become either a man or a woman for a few days, depending. So a Gethian who is the mother of three children could also very well be the father of three more.

A human man named Genly Ai comes to Gethan to try to convince the Gethians to join the Ekumen, a confederation of planets united by their willingness to share knowledge with one another. That is the plot. The real story is about Genly learning to accept and trust these Gethians, these alien others, who are neither male nor female, but both, and who by and large consider Genly an unfortunate pervert for being always in heat, so to speak.

Of all the Gethians Genly meets, only one is willing and able to accept him for what he is- one part of a duality. And Genly’s real struggle, his inner struggle that he fights even harder than he tries to convince the Gethians to join the other people in the stars, is to be able to accept the Gethian who accepts him, to see past issues of gender, so important and yet so superficial, to the reality of the soul.

Light, we learn, is the left hand of darkness, and darkness the left hand of light. As we read, we consider the darkness within ourselves, the subterranean masculity of our external female, the hidden femininity of our maleness. That person, buried deep within our psyche, who is us, who is the mirror image of us, and thus the reflection, and thus the opposite. This motif is repeated over and over, in the concept of shifgrethor, a deadly important game of honor, in the ancient lore of the land without shadow, in the Handdarata religion where the gift of foretelling is both used and regarded as useless, in the names of the days of the 26 day cycle, which, after the first 13 days are the same name over again with the prefix Od- Op- Ot- or On- added to them, which means “Un-.”

The end result of such a thorough weaving of story and theme is that one pauses after nearly every paragraph to both savor and digest what LeGuin is saying. In short, The Left Hand of Darkness succeeds at what all art strives to do- it holds up the mirror to ourselves, forcing us to contemplate what we are, what that means, and what, in a different world, it could mean.

Inspiration Monday: I’m back

I guess you could say I was on vacation last week, except that usually one does fun things on vacation. Going to job interviews and stressing about it is not a vacation. But the good news is that I got the job I interviewed for and I am leaving the legal world (hopefully forever)! What is this magical job, you ask? I am going to be the manager of my local Bikram yoga studio, the same yoga I rambled on about a few mondays ago. So I’m thrilled. I feel like I won the lottery.

I think I first realized that I really needed to get a new job was one bleak January night when this Monster.com commercial made me cry.

You can see it here in case the embedding breaks. The first time I saw it, it made me laugh, but every repeat viewing made it more and more poignant to me until a tear actually rolled down my face. This is notable because I very rarely cry for movies or other external reasons.

I think it’s a combination of the idea that there could be an entire community of people who felt so miserable and trapped in their jobs that they would band together and take up arms against it, and that hint of fantasy, of possibility that they could succeed somehow, that there could be a day when Monday would be no more. Flashes of the end of Fight Club, “…tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.”

And it’s not just a fantasy. The reality is that most of us dread the alarm, dread another day spent doing things that make us feel hollow inside.

And so inspired, I decided to find a job that I loved so much I would never have to work again. And amazingly, I may have found it.

Wednesday’s Review: Cheaper By the Dozen

Cheaper by the Dozen is a true gem. Not the Steve Martin movie. That is a blasphemy. The book, well, the book is hillarious. Like, laugh-out-loud-on-the-bus hillarious.

cheaper

It is the very funny and often moving story of how the dozen Gilbreth children were raised by their father Frank, a brilliant efficiency expert and utterly charming wiseacre, and mother, Lililth, a firm but gentle psychologist, as written by Frank Jr. and (darling) Ernestine. The story takes place during the turn of the century and ends sometime in the 1920s. Here are a couple of quotes:

Mother was a Phi Beta Kappa and a psychology graduate of the University of California. In those days women who were scholars were viewed with some suspicion. When Mother and Dad were married the Oakland paper said:

“Although a graduate of the University of California, the bride is nonetheless an extremely attractive young woman.”

….

The biggest problem, on the boat and in the car, was Martha’s two canaries, which she had won for making the best recitation in Sunday school. All of us, except Dad, were fond of them. Dad called one of them Shut Up and the other You Heard Me. He said they smelled so much they ruined his whole trip, and were the only creatures on earth with voices louder than his children.

….

(When Frank Jr. is accidentally left behind during a road trip at the New London restaurant) We had stopped in the New London restaurant for lunch, and it had seemed a respectable enough place. It was night time when we returned, however, and the place was garish in colored lights. Dad left us in the car and entered. After the drive in the dark, his eyes were squinted in the bright lights, and he couldn’t see very well.

A pretty young lady, looking for business, was drinking a highball in the second booth. Dad peered in, flustered.

“Hello Pops,” she said, “Don’t be bashful. Are you looking for a naughty little girl?”

Dad was caught off guard. “Goodness no,” he stammered, with all of his ordinary poise shattered, “I’m looking for a naughty little boy.”

“Whoops dearie,” she said, “Pardon me.”

….

This book is a classic, a real treasure, and if you haven’t yet read it, your local library is sure to have a copy. Do yourself a favor and see if those Mongolians really do come cheaper by the dozen.

Inspiration Monday: Mom!

Today’s inspiration is my Mom.

I have always been an avid reader and from the time I first received an allowance I would spend my money on books. By the time I was a freshman in college I estimated that I had invested roughly a grand on paperbacks. That is a lot of dusting, vacuuming, and toilet scrubbing. By the time I got through college, I had quite a few more. My post college existence was nomadic, and after I finally settled down in Arizona I asked if my folks would ship my books to me.

That was when my Dad announced that he had misunderstood a prior conversation and donated all of my books to the local public library.

I love my Dad a lot, and while I couldn’t really be mad at him, the loss of my library took me years to get over. I would feel a sting in my heart every time I thought of my lost copies of Little Women, or The Once and Future King, or The Hero and the Crown. The only balm was the thought that someone else might be enjoying them.

A few weeks ago, my mom emailed to tell me that my Dad hadn’t given away ALL my books, and that she had found six boxes of them under the basement stairs. Mom hauled them all to the P.O. and they were waiting for me in the front yard today. Gentle readers, I did not even mind that the postman decided to leave the boxes on top of the dirt pile where the resident stray tabby makes his toilet.

I opened that first box and I laughed in sheer delight and kissed the spine of the book closest to my face, which happened to be Cheaper by the Dozen. My books, my books, my Tale of Two Cities, my Stranger in a Strange Land, my Weaveworld, my Hitchhiker’s Guide, my Wild Seed! My Ishmael, my Fairy Queen, my Redwall, my Song of Solomon, my Stand! My White Fang, my Tigana, my Absalom, Absalom! My embarrassingly complete Pern series! My battered and torn children’s books, my anthropology texts with the orange MSU Bookstore stickers on the spine, my trilogies, my anthologies, my classics, my trash, all I had loved and lost, and now found again.

Dozens of memories flooded back to me, of how that lop-eared rabbit ate the spine of Tales from Silver Lands, and how the Pocket A-Z London guide did indeed sit in my pocket for six glorious weeks, and how Scott H. lent me Interview with the Vampire in high school and I never gave it back. How I ate buffalo with Naya Nuki, how I shivered and starved in the Long Winter, how I wandered through the dusty shelves of Needful Things, but never found what I needed to buy. How I kicked heroin with Eddie Dean and listened to Louis the swan play his silver trumpet and suffered, lovestruck, for poor Johnny Tremain when he spilled that molten silver and burned his hand.

Oh Mom, you are the absolute best. Now if you’ll pardon me, my glass of dandelion wine is getting warm.